"期待(💰)(dài )啊师(💶)傅(fù )"

"MA酱(🙁)的腿(tuǐ ).....特嗲了伐～爸爸教育(yù )KAMEIKIJI的时候(hòu )滿感(🎷)人(rén )哒(👯)～"

"小姐(🧟),你的(de )熊(🈷)掉了(le )"

"这(📝)片…

"囧(〽)货"

"莫失(🥋)莫忘，相(👸)携(xié )永昌"

"一(yī )看开头(tóu )和结尾，就觉得这真(zhē(🤤)n )是好莱(🕜)(lái )坞的(🔘)改编剧(🐷)本，就差(🔇)(chà )脸蛋(🥟)上(shàng )镌(😘)两坨(tuó(🎞) )大字儿：耶耶我会讲(jiǎng )故事！可我还是看恶心(🤚)了。很讨(💄)厌(yàn )这(🏬)版的(de )包(🛎)法利，嗯(🧑)，你的效(🕉)(xiào )果达(⌚)到(dào )了(🏧)。"

"期待啊师傅"

"主妇(fù )很威武(wǔ )！"

"快对(duì )这种温馨(🦕)版的既(🦖)定模(mó(🤤) )式免疫(🍦)(yì )了，好(🏛)(hǎo )在够(🍚)短。"