Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust.

斯坦(tǎ(⏯)n )利(🍮)(lì )·图齐饰演一位(✅)已(🚉)(yǐ )婚大学教授(shòu )，爱(🏝)迪(🎮)生·蒂姆林饰(shì )演(⤴)(yǎ(🖋)n )其门下写(🐿)作天赋非(🛵)(fē(🛠)i )常(cháng )厉害(🐃)的女(nǚ )学(xué(💏) )生，在一对(😮)一的写(xiě )作(💁)(zuò )教学中两人逐渐对(😫)(duì )彼此心生(😍)爱意(yì )，一(❌)(yī )段不可避(🛹)免的(de )“师生恋”就此展开(🎒)(kāi )。电影由理查(chá )德·(🏆)莱文执导，詹(🏙)(zhān )妮安·(🐱)加(📿)罗法洛、(🚿)里(lǐ )奇·(💨)科(📚)斯特、科尔(ěr )·比(🚤)米(💤)尼菲等(děng )人参演。

影(😶)片(📕)讲述(shù )了(le )两个小人(🕴)物(🔌)二宝和(hé )三宝，因偶(🎀)(ǒ(🎣)u )然(rán )参演(📬)了一部抗(🏫)日(🥪)神(shén )剧(jù(🌹) )，从陕西农村(🙊)一路(lù )追(🎫)(zhuī )到广州寻(🏽)(xún )找(zhǎo )剧组而发生的(🌃)令人(rén )捧(pě(🏵)ng )腹又笑中(🕔)带泪的故(gù(🔒) )事。

青龙集团(tuán )董事(shì(🍠) )长过世后，给(gěi )青(qīng )龙(😪)集团太子爷(🛶)留下(xià )了(🎵)镇(🎷)帮之宝：(💺)一支(zhī )可(👸)以(🏹)号令整个(gè )青龙集(⏫)团(🔁)所有人的(de )大(dà )哥大(🤠)手(🍼)提电话(huà )。一(yī )日，太(🔵)子(🧡)爷独(dú )自去按摩院(🛶)按(✉)摩，青(qīng )龙(🍘)公司一群起(🌹)了异(yì )心(🖌)的小人得(dé(🤺) )到(dào )消息(👶)后，来到按摩(🅾)(mó )院(yuàn )准备劫持太子(🕧)爷，夺(duó )走可(🔺)以号(hào )令(lìng )青龙公司(😘)上下的大(dà )哥(gē )大，欲(🥄)控制整个青(qīng )龙集团(🔼)。哪知(zhī )阴差(💸)阳错将身(〽)怀(🏩)太(tài )极(jí )推拿绝技(📥)、(🏪)胸有大(dà )志，却因低(🍇)微(🧞)(wēi )的工(gōng )作被周遭(🔂)人(🌜)嫌(xián )弃的按摩师阿(🌕)宝(🗝)当成(chéng )了太子爷并(🧠)将(🙁)(jiāng )其绑(bǎ(🏎)ng )架。阿宝乘乱(🔹)(luàn )逃出后(💪)，去找女朋(pé(🚧)ng )友(yǒu )阿朵(🔋)，不料阿朵父(🍭)(fù )亲因欠人钱，被白虎(🔉)帮挟持，阿(ā(🌚) )宝(bǎo )答应三天内替阿(🏅)朵(duǒ )救出父亲。阿(ā )宝(🔽)、阿朵以及真正(zhèng )的(🕷)(de )太子爷策划(🗾)了一场(chǎ(💼)ng )一(🚕)箭双雕的好(hǎo )戏，却(🌒)上(💖)演了一场(chǎng )又(yòu )一(🍐)场(🍵)啼笑皆非的“闹剧”，一(👚)边(📴)(biān )是青(qīng )龙集团错(🥏)认(🚳)阿(ā )宝为太子爷，一(📻)边(🤔)是(shì )阿宝(💰)错认为这(zhè(🏥) )是未(wèi )来(⭕)老丈人的考(♑)(kǎo )题，将青(📄)龙集团上(shà(🥕)ng )下(xià )骗得团团转。阿宝(🚇)(bǎo )和阿朵从(🤓)合作(zuò )布局，到产生误(🤴)会(huì )，到合力救出阿朵(🤑)的(de )父亲，磨难(nán )重(chóng )重(🐈)，考验不断。剧(🐗)(jù )情(qíng )跌(🔊)宕(🍀)起伏、搞笑逗(dòu )逼(💳)，按(👫)摩师阿(ā )宝更是成(🔯)为(😛)了承载(zǎi )底(dǐ )层小(🥨)人(😸)物英雄情怀(huái )以及(👴)忠(🦄)贞爱情(qíng )的一(yī )代(🗨)了(👬)不起的“按(🍶)摩侠”！

经过一(🚶)系(xì )列莫(💄)名其妙的(de )事(Ⓜ)件(jiàn )之后，艾德琳(lín )·(🍪)格雷（Adeline Gray）认为一(yī )个(🐦)(gè )闹鬼的娃(🌙)娃拥有复(fù )仇女巫的(🤘)灵魂(hún )。为了有希望与(🕌)失(shī )踪(zōng )的女儿团聚(🚏)，她知(zhī )道她(⏯)必须击(jī(📋) )败(🌄)(bài )魔女娃娃的邪恶(🍯)诅(⏳)(zǔ )咒(zhòu )。

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A newly reunited young couple's drive through the Pacific Northwest turns into a nightmare as they are forced to face nature, unsavory locals, and a monstrous creature, known to the Native Americans as Oh-Mah.

In 1986, three teens were brutally murdered after knocking on the door of 59 Oakwood Lane. The killer was never found. Over the next forty years, rumours turned to legend, and while few will admit to believing the stories, kids are still warned never knock on the door of 59 Oakwood Lane for fear of what may answer.On this Halloween night, Grace and her friends are going to wish they’d heeded the warnings and never knocked…