On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour (Lauren Holly) who is intent on feeding them all to her undead family…

Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust.

一个年轻女(🦃)孩(hái )爱上(shàng )了一个比他大(dà )八岁(suì )的男人。

网红(hóng )乐悠悠(🌆)因(👕)在(🌳)网(🕯)上(⛷)直(♏)(zhí(🧗) )播厨艺走红(hóng )。这天(tiān )乐悠悠应粉(fěn )丝邀(yāo )请(qǐ(🚳)ng )，准(🛏)备(🚏)到(😌)粉(😟)(fěn )丝家(jiā )里(lǐ )进(🈚)行互动直(zhí )播。赴(fù )约的半途，偶遇霸道总裁任天(tiān )澜，两人发(👻)生(🎉)龃(🎩)龉(💜)(yǔ(🌱) )，互(📿)放狠话，表示(shì )这辈子都不想再见(jiàn )到对方。等乐(📦)悠(🐥)悠(💸)(yō(⛰)u )到(📀)了(🔐)约定地点，才(cái )发(💳)现任天澜是(shì )这家(jiā )主人！ 乐悠悠(yōu )为了(le )给母亲治病筹(chó(⛷)u )集(🏸)资(📡)(zī(💀) )金(➿)不(♏)得(🖌)不继续(xù )在任天澜家直播，而这更让任(rèn )天澜坚(👇)(jiā(🍌)n )信(🍇)乐(🌮)悠(🔞)悠是(shì )借故(gù )接(💗)(jiē )近自己，对(duì )自己(jǐ )另(lìng )有所图。为(wéi )了赶走(zǒu )乐悠悠任天(🛍)(tiā(😐)n )澜(🧢)变(🐌)着(🥀)花(🧕)样情虐乐(lè )悠悠。在此过程中(zhōng )任天澜慢慢喜欢(🐘)上(🛷)(shà(🥡)ng )乐(💒)悠(🌏)悠(🦅)。 乐悠悠在(zài )直播(➿)过程中无意泄(xiè )露了任天澜的隐私(sī )，让任天澜大(dà )发雷(📥)(lé(🏤)i )霆(🌐)。任(🤒)天(🍃)澜(🕚)警(🍽)(jǐng )告乐(lè )悠悠，以后不(bú )准她(tā )再直播，乐悠(yōu )悠(🎅)坚(📆)决(🍳)不(🏳)同(🐗)意，两(liǎng )人再次发(🌪)生(shēng )矛盾，而此时，乐(lè )悠悠(yōu )经(jīng )纪人携粉丝(sī )捐助(zhù )的(de )善(🦏)款(👥)潜(⏯)逃(📲)，又(🏣)使(🦒)任(rèn )天澜更加误(wù )会乐悠悠…

唐明，就像很多屌丝(💏)故(🎖)事(👛)(shì(📱) )里(📓)的男主角一样，从(⌚)小到大遇到的异(yì )性都是女神级的，在经历了一堆奇怪(guà(📯)i )的(💽)事(💲)情(💐)后(📃)，唐(🚁)(tá(🤟)ng )明把(bǎ )人生的不幸归(guī )结于(yú )自己从小到大(dà(🎫) )发(🐚)着(🚁)(zhe )的(🎞)相(🍊)同的梦，一次解梦的经历中(zhōng )，卷入了一(yī )场警匪(fěi )追逐事业，负责(zé )这(zhè )次 逮(📠)捕(🖨)案(🙄)的(🖇)(de )是(🙉)女(🚡)(nǚ )主(zhǔ )角白古清，为了彻(chè )查本案潜伏(fú )在牛氏集(🍔)团(⬛)的(🕊)目(🎙)标(⛑)(biāo )嫌疑人，失业已(🏗)久(jiǔ )的唐明前往牛市集(jí )团工作，公交车站(zhàn )偶遇女神白古(📱)清(👂)，却(📸)遭(🛥)小(🐲)人(🥙)整蛊给女(nǚ )神留下坏印象(xiàng )，人(rén )生的拐角点，喜(🌵)剧(🛁)(jù(🚕) )的(🐓)相(🍗)遇却触发(fā )了悲(bēi )惨的前尘往事(shì )：唐明是唐三藏的(de )转世，白骨(gǔ )精正是(shì(💾) )白(😵)古(🗑)清(😈)的(💛)前(🤶)(qián )生，两(liǎng )人的关系因(yīn )堕落凡(fán )间的唐三藏(cáng )而(🐓)更(💳)加(🏕)(jiā(🦈) )亲(🍠)密，前世(shì )种下的(⬅)缘分在两人(rén )之间悄然开花。为(wéi )对抗牛总的邪恶势(shì )力，唐(🐓)明(🌋)和(🍽)唐(💰)三(🔶)藏(👡)(cáng )师徒开始策划周密(mì )的营救工作，最后(hòu )，究竟(🎊)是(🙎)邪(😳)不(☕)(bú(🧢) )能胜(shèng )正？

明朝嘉(🚠)靖(jìng )年间(jiān )，倭患不止。朝廷惊闻有民间组(zǔ )织和朝廷官员(🍩)里(📗)通(🚶)(tō(🕌)ng )倭(🔈)寇(🍃)，渔利(lì )国家(jiā )，于是责令六(liù )扇门(mén )负(fù )责侦查并(😻)找(😮)(zhǎ(🎳)o )出(🚄)官(🐼)员(yuán )通倭证据。六(🔠)扇门(mén )小捕快陆小(xiǎo )虾临危受命，同时(shí )被六扇门总捕头于(🌩)(yú(🦌) )初(👜)心(🆘)派(🤘)人(🛢)追杀，危(wēi )难之际被“山河兵(bīng )团”的七爷所救并(bì(🕋)ng )带(🔩)回(🌥)兵(📇)团(⛪)之中。